Steve Dub's twenty-second revolution

Well, well it's monday the twenty-fourth which make's it Steve's birthday. He's twenty-two now, which seems like a good age. Although this means that he'll have to stop shitting himself and wear big-boy pants from now on. I'm just kidding, Steve hasn't shit himself in at least a year. Anyway this is for Steve in all of his button down, onatallnightmanibeonatalldaystraightuppimpifyawantmeucanfindmeinAK, Cracker ass pimpocity. Here is a list of jobs that I think Steve could excel at, some of which I've told him and some I haven't.

A. Politician-This kid could argue with his mom about what time he was born, he has never been wrong about anything ever, and he loves the sweet aroma of all of the fesces he's constantly exuding.

B. Pro-wrestling manager-like paul bearer or that jimmy guy who came out with the honky tonk man and wore the piano key neck tie. Steve already hangs out with big dudes who've got his back, he might as well put on a neon tux and get paid for it.

C. Pimp- Steve love's the ladies, and the ladies... Steve loves the ladies. I think if he wanted he could convince a few of his more "questionable" hook-ups, (and a few of his friends',) to partake in some Ho-ing.

D. Ho- I think I could convince Steve and some of my more questionable hook-ups to partake in some Ho-ing.

E. Regular contestant on Mtv's "Real world/Road rules Challenge"- I feel that Steve could fit right in with these whackos. He already has shit talkin down to an art form, and is extremely competetive. Plus he would totally dig all of the drunk-ass trim regularly featured on the show.

F. Leader formerly known as King- Steve would be demoted to this rank when he encroached on my decrees. We would then poison one another after the collapse of society.

Z. Analyst on "Around the horn"-Steve knows a fuck load of sports, and he is always down to throw his two cents in. After Mariotti leaves the show Steve will step up as the ATH token asshole. Watch your back Paige.

This is my "gift" to S-Dub. He is my brother from another mother, and I will be breaking my foot off in that ass later today. Steve will enjoy it waaayyy too much. So Steve, I hope you've been offended to the point that you take this as a heartwarming compliment. If not, I really couldn't give two shits.